Let 'Er Rip!
Finally. A costume that can remind everyone who the ol' fart is around here. The Woopie Cushion costume is your pass to pass gas in public and nobody can say anything about it. Slip a fart machine into your costume for the ultimate effect, or just do it the old-fashioned way via arm farts, raspberries... or the natural way (just don't blame it on the dog!). This is the perfect getup for gassy jokesters, poofin' pranksters, or all-round fartbags. This Halloween, clear out the room with the Woopie Cushion costume, from Hauntlook.
If you've ever searched for these questions, this costume is for you (I'll answer them as best as I can):
- Is it healthy to fart? Yes.
- Does everyone fart? Even Christ.
- Do spiders fart? Please don't ask this.
- Can holding in a fart kill you? Definitely.
- What do the British call a fart? Trump.
- What happens if you fart in a jar? Haven't checked. I'll get back to you.
- Can you light a fart on fire? Ever hear of the Hindenberg, kid?
- Do you fart in your sleep? None of your business!
- Do girls fart? Unknown.
Chant with me. *FART. FART. FART. FART. FART!*
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