My Mom Wanted Me to be a Doctor...
...but I found purpose in sending people to the Doctor instead. That's right. I inflict pain for a living. It all started as a defense mechanism, but turns out humans love to torture themselves with my spicy insides. That's because I'm packin' flavor you just can't get from regular old salt and pepper or ketchup.
Anyone who knows me knows I love a nice, heated debate. My personal favorite is what do you put hot sauce on? Some say on a taco, ramen noodles, steak, eggs, chicken, burger, hot dog, pizza, or even ice cream! Some are never-saucers, because they believe it's an insult to the cook. All I know is when it comes to this argument, the hype is real.
Why You'll Love It
This costume slips over your regular clothes easily, making it great for chilly Halloween nights! No measurements needed! This costume is one-size-fits-most and is made with 100% polyester for a comfortable fit. Spill the sauce on your costume? Hand wash and hang to dry. Do not iron or bleach.
