The Beautiful Mother Earth
Dang, have you seen Earth lately? That recycling diet sure paid off. Nobody can resist her round figure and gravitational pull. Can you blame ‘em? She’s big. She’s beautiful. She -quite literally- makes everyone’s day. Not to mention, she carries all lifeforms. It doesn’t get much more feminine than that. Can we be anymore Pacific?
If you get anything from this, be nice to Mother Earth. She’s the only planet with coffee, chocolate, and pizza. Oh, and oxygen. That's pretty important, too.
Why You’ll Love It
This globular costume is made with 100% polyester and certified for Alien-free ware. No unearthly materials here. It doesn’t have to be Mother Earth either, ‘cause this costume is unisex and one-size-fits most.
Caught on the dark side of the moon? Hand wash your costume with cold water and hang to dry. Do not iron or bleach.
