A Costume For the Woman in Your Life and Her Boyfriend
You can ring the doorbell all night, but he's going to come right inside. That's right baby, we're talking about the Milk Man. And you know he's never far away from the hot bored Housewife for some reason. With Hauntlook, you'll be able to roleplay this classic coupling, this shining beacon of suburban infidelity that reminds us of the golden days, when a milkman and a hot wife might be slapping each other's butts the very second dad goes into town to look for work. The golden years of American innocence, when a milkman wasn't just a milkman but a constant, looming threat more frightening than any Commie paratrooper. When a woman might be so sick of her husband's crap she might place an order for some extra cream, and I'm not talking dairy. You get the picture?
The Family Unit is a Fragile Thing
But these (technically) unisex costumes are made with 100% polyester, no B.S., flim-flam, or herky-jerk. Okay, maybe a little herky-jerk, but who could blame us. Got a little white stain on your dress? Hand wash and hang it out to dry right in front of your husband's stupid pig face. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this attire. One size fits most.
