Feeling Like a Million Bucks Costume

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Once said by standup comedian, Steven Wright, "It’s a penny for your thoughts, but you put in your two cents worth. Somebody's making a penny."

Ever wonder who that somebody is? It's me: One Million Bucks a.k.a. Big Bill, freshly printed from the coin kiosk. I was conceived by the massive penny bucket labeled "Today's Good Cause", filled with the two cent sentiments of the working class and the tender hearted.

Do not be deceived. I may be cold, hard cash, but I'm not completely cold and hardened. In fact, I have quite a bargain to offer you…

This 1 Million Dollar bill I have, for an unbeatable price. Who ever heard of giving away money cheaper than its worth? You'd think we were in a depressed recession during a bear market. Despite all I just said, this isn't a trick. It's just a funny costume of one million buckaroos. Goes great with Hauntlook's Quarter, Vending Machine, Homegrown Leaf, Deer, and Made of Money costumes.

I'm afraid I've said too much. I'll be on my way now, but the offer is still on the table for you to think over. No pressure.

Why You'll Love It
The Million Bucks costume has a unique design exclusive to Hauntlook. This costume is one-size-fits-most and unisex, making f(more...)