Give Me Something Good To Eat
This Halloween we're catching up with a classic vegetable, that's all it is. Not a giant throbbing purple monster, not a sexy, hyper-sexualized gourd (are eggplants gourds? I can't be bothered to look it up). This 100% polyester costume is classy and classic, absolutely not crass, absolutely will not make people think of YOU KNOW WHAT. Goes great with friend and couples costumes - it's a known fact you'll go well with anybody with a peach costume, but you might be just as happy with another eggplant. It's all good. Get out there, strut your stuff, let it all hang out. Well, ok don't let it ALL hang out. Leave something to the imagination. Goes great for frat parties, office luncheons, church functions (depending on your church), dinner and a movie, farmer's markets, mission trips, Halloween festivities, blood sacrifices, and more.
Why You'll Love It
This classically tasty costume was made with 100% polyester, no weirdly salty flavors that linger in your mouth all night. Got a mysterious stain? Hand wash and hang to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, never bleach or iron your enormous eggplant.
