CRAZY JERRY IS AT IT AGAIN
I saw it, I tells ya! It was big, hairless, and the size of a human! It was The Big Foot, the legendary uniped from Hauntlook. It's here!
I ain't talkin' about that hairy sunovagun in the mountains. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a sasquatch. I mean an actual oversized foot . Like the feet you're standin' with, but one big one and nothin' else. And you know what they say 'bout a Big Foot… Big socks! He'll run our cloth industry dry, for sure! You'll know 'em when you see 'em. There won't be any pitter-pattering across the floor when Big Foot comes along. It'll be at least a 6.5 earthquake. Laugh at me all you want, but mark my words. You better brace yourselves once that Richter scale starts wigglin'.
Why You'll Love It
This costume is a one-size-fits-most and unisex, so you will be off on the right foot with no worries of size charts or measurements. It's a quirky, silly ideas for Halloween events, theme parties, dress up contests, relay runs, or even to promote your local podiatry or pedicure salon. This costume is made from 100% polyester for a comfortable fit that is wrinkle and shrink-resistant. Get some dirt on your foot? Hand wash and hang to dry. Never iron or bleach(more...)
