The Ball of Splash Town!
It’s safe to say the All-American Basketball had the best job in all of professional basketball, as the basketball for the Splash Town Warriors. From trick passes and alley-oops to the Splash Town signature half court shots and long 3 pointers, Alley B was an integral part of what made the team tick. Nothing beats the sound of 20,000 fans roaring after a long 3 from Jeff “the Baker” Baker or a classic shot from the elbow from Mudd “Deuces” Jones.
Then the unthinkable happened. While going from a loose ball, both Baker and Deuces skid across the floor and into the commentator’s desk. The team doctors pronounced both players out for the season, one with a dislocated shoulder and the other now missing a leg…
Fans immediately filed out of the stadium and never returned, calling Splash Town “Crash Town” for the terrible incident that occured. Alley B was left with rookie dud Donny “Two-Left-Feet” Wilkins and a late pickup of Vince Carter.
At the conclusion of the season, Alley B became a free agent ball. Ranked #1 over Wilson, Franklin, Spalding, and Outdoor ball, Alley B was ready to bring his expertise to the next team, party, or college basketball student section. Are you baller enough to handle it?
Why You’ll Love It
This unisex costume was made with 100% polyester. No rubber or deflated materials. Caught in a barn burner? Hand wash your apparel and hang them out to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this basketball suit
