Press Conference: Mudville After Heartbreaking Loss
(A baseball and mitt take the podium).
Press: Question for Mr. Ball and Mr. Mitt. By the way, helluva game fellas. Congratulations.
Both Ball & Mitt: Thank you.
Press: I understand you both were on the opposite side of Casey there at the end, tell us how it felt to send Casey packing on a third strike.
Ball: I'll take this one. What an exciting feeling. After Flynn and Blake made it on base, I could feel the sweat dripping from the pitcher's hand. Then two quick strikes. I had chills on that last one.
*speedy chattering sounds of a dozen typewriters*
Press: Fascinating. What an upset! Now for you Mr. Mitt.
Mr. Glove: It's actually Mr. Glove, Mitt was my father.
Press: My apologies, Mr. Glove. How'd it feel to catch that last strike tonight?
Mr. Glove: Unreal. What a huge game for our guys. I've been attached to my catcher for years now. It was a true career-defining moment.
Press: It most certainly was. Any truth to Mudville's allegations of the ump throwing the game? After all, it is 1888 and we don't have our sh** together just yet.
Mr. Ball: None. Absolutely zero concern of foul play. Where'd you hear that? I don't even think the mighty Casey would argue that.
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