Give Me Something Good To Eat
Can you explain the funny fruit costumes on Halloween phenomenon? It just seems a little off base. We should celebrate! You can eat endless amounts of candy and no one will bat an eye at you. For one night, enjoy those tempting tootsies, mesmerizing milk chocolates, and tacky taffies! I guarantee that fad diet will there for you in the morning... it's Keto again, isn't it?
In case you find candy just as alluring as blood is to Count Dracula, then let this Amazing Apple costume be the holy crucifix to keep you on the healthy eating path. We won't judge. In fact, I'd say it's pretty darn adorable seeing someone wearing this red delicious apple outfit. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but wearing this costume to the doctor's office will result in a diagnosis of "Too Cute to Handle" and "Wholesome Patient of the Year."
Why You'll Love It
This tootie-frootie costume was made with 100% polyester, this apple did not come from an orchard. Get too much caramel on your apple? Hand wash this fruit costume and hang it up to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this attire.
