Mr. Moustachio's 5 Meatiest Pork Chops of All Time

Mr. Moustachio was well-known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts.

Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with facial hair using these sideburns! Each package comes with a total of five sets of sideburns. Each package contains one each of the following styles: Mutton Chops, Chin Strap, Point Proven, The Larry and Hunka Hunka Burning Burns.

Unlike our competitors, these meaty pork chops offer a variety of creative styles with a personality to match. When you peel the sideburns off, you reveal a unique slogan that relates to a character description on the back of the packaging. This is a great ice breaker at parties, and perfect for role-playing games.

Depending on the style, each sideburn measures approximately 2-5 inches long. Easily applied and removed, these pork chops are a fun and unique way to instantly change your appeara(more...)