Mr. Moustachio's 5 Gnarliest Goats of All Time

Mr. Moustachio loved mustaches. His pamphlet "Mr. Moustachio's 10 Manliest Mustaches of All Time" became an overnight sensation. Not one to waste time, he decided to see what other types of facial follicles he could create. After all, he took great pride in staying on top of the latest face fashions.

One day, after visiting a petting zoo, Mr. Moustachio became inspired by the chin hair on some friendly Billy Goats. In a flash of brilliance, he decided that chin whiskers would be very stylish for the modern man. He decided to call this new style a "Goatee" and quickly went to work publishing a pamphlet he called "5 Gnarliest Goats of All Time."

Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with facial hair using these fake goatees! Each set comes with a total of five stick-on goatees. Each package contains one each of the following styles: Soul Patch, Chin Puff, Pirate Twist, Balbo and French Fork.

Unlike our competitors, these gnarly goats offer a variety of creative styles with a personality to match. When you peel the goatees off, you reveal a unique slogan that relates to a character description on the back of the packaging. This is a great ice breaker at parties, and perfect for role-playing games.